As elections are coming up, I think about what I would promise if I were president:

  1. All automated phone calls will be outlawed. Constant calls are considered harassment.
  2. Any messages will not be smaller than 14-point font. If sent to a person over 55, it must be double-spaced.
  3. Medication instructions will be written on the medication itself, in clear and concise language.
  4. Customer service must be rendered in the native tongue of the person requesting it.
  5. Online retailers must ensure a straightforward purchase process with clear payment information. If not, the vendor must send the item free of charge.

This may be a pipe dream, but let’s pray for reason in any candidate seeking office. These proposals should be considered common courtesy.

Have a Happy Halloween, a Thankful Thanksgiving, and a Merry Whatever to each and every one of you.

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