As elections are coming up, I think about what I would promise if I were president:
- All automated phone calls will be outlawed. Constant calls are considered harassment.
- Any messages will not be smaller than 14-point font. If sent to a person over 55, it must be double-spaced.
- Medication instructions will be written on the medication itself, in clear and concise language.
- Customer service must be rendered in the native tongue of the person requesting it.
- Online retailers must ensure a straightforward purchase process with clear payment information. If not, the vendor must send the item free of charge.
This may be a pipe dream, but let’s pray for reason in any candidate seeking office. These proposals should be considered common courtesy.
Have a Happy Halloween, a Thankful Thanksgiving, and a Merry Whatever to each and every one of you.
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